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March 14, 2012 Mandee Johnson

I just flew in from Virginia, and boy is my vagina tired! From the involuntary ultrasound wanding — AM I RIGHT, LADIES? (Beat.) And by the way, why do they call it a ‘wand’? Where are we — Hogwarts? The only thing magically disappearing was my dignity and privacy, BOOM!!! …What’s the difference between a fertilized egg; a corporation; and a woman? (Beat.) One of them isn’t considered a person in Oklahoma! BOOM!!!

<strong>KRISTEN SCHAAL, on <em>The Daily Show</em></strong> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">inothernews</a>)

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